Christmas Poetry Funny Christmas Poems This collection includes poetry of a humorous nature for the enjoyment of children and the entire family. Jest 'Fore Christmas - This poem by Eugene Field is written in the voice of a boy named Bill who tells of the joys of a young boy's Christmas. The Knighting of Sirloin of Beef by Charles the Second - This poem by an anonymous author tells the improbable story of the knighting of a piece of meat by the King of England. The Night After Christmas - This poem by Anne P. L. Field picks up where "Twas the Night Before Christmas" leaves off and poor, overworked Santa Claus is forced to have his phone disconnected. The Newest Thing in Christmas Carols - In this poem an anonymous author sings of overeating, inclement weather and boisterous kids, all to the tune of a popular Christmas song. Free printable Christmas poems provided for personal use only. Website copyright 2007 by MerryChristmasPoems.com.